Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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