grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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