Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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