WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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