Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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