he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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