how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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