last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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