so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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