I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm getting married
To pizza
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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