i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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