Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
