i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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