I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
kristin has been a bad kristin
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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