Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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