Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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