I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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