even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It's just like the Real World with babies
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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