Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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