So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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