he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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