? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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