youre lurking in front of me
Someone shit on the floor
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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