Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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