Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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