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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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