I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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