thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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