oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We named our party play list daddy issues
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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