Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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