dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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