He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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