but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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