i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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