I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
pray to the hookup gods
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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