talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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