at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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