looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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