No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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