You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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