My brain says no but my pants say off.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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