We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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