so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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