what day is it and did you see me today?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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