idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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