the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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