Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Terrible idea I love it
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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