i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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