yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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