My brain says no but my pants say off.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
