on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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