The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm too high and old for this...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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