Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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