he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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