Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.