she was so not down for the gang bang
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he was CRYING into my vagina
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.