I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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