do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
